Easy Ass Smoothie Recipe

  I’m leaving for vacation tomorrow, so I should be packing right now.  Instead, I’m going to blog about my lunch again.  And I’m going to give you a fabulous recipe, so buckle up. Here is how you make a good ass smoothie. You will need: Frozen fruit of your own damn choice Vanilla Almond … Continue reading Easy Ass Smoothie Recipe

That One Friend

It is a truth universally acknowledged that everyone has a friend who is trashing their own life. If you don’t, well, bad news. You are the friend. I think that in life, generally, we come across loads of different people and befriend a portion of the ones we can tolerate.  Some of them are neat, … Continue reading That One Friend

Cheers to the New School Year

I will never forget the way my stomach dropped when my mom shut the door and I stood in my new apartment, alone, for the first time.  The place felt cold, and empty.  Actually, it was cold- I had to turn down the thermostat.  But, like, metaphorically cold too. Whatever.  You get it. I remember … Continue reading Cheers to the New School Year

On Gender Identity and Respect

Unless you live under a rock, it’s likely you’ve heard about the lovely Donald Trump’s latest antic: banning transgender people from serving in the military via Twitter.  As it turns out, contrary to my understanding of how laws work, Twitter declarations mean nothing to the United States’ legal system. Go figure. The New York Times … Continue reading On Gender Identity and Respect

My Little Room

“Well you’re in your little room, And you’re working on something good, But if it’s really good, You’re gonna need a bigger room.” -The White Stripes, Little Room I adore the song Little Room by the White Stripes.  And, dear readers, right now, I’m in a little room.  But I’m working on something good.  And … Continue reading My Little Room


To my little, tiny tribe of followers, and any visitors: As much as I love my blog's theme, it's not doing everything I want it to, stylistically.  So I will be trying out a few new ones.  Please do not be surprised if there are several new themes over the next few days.  I am … Continue reading PSA