The Procrastinator’s Guide to an Existential Crisis

Written By: AnnaTheCoffeeAddict, certified Procrastinator Step Number One: Visualize all of the tasks you have to do today.  Go in depth!  Imagine what you need to do to complete each one, and how much time it will all take.  Do this until you start to feel a creeping anxiety about finishing everything. Step Number Two: … Continue reading The Procrastinator’s Guide to an Existential Crisis

Yes, That Too.

Anyone who has been thirteen (or currently is) knows that a crisis begins around this age.  Okay, well, a lot of crises, but I’m going to focus on one, because I’m not looking to write a 500 page book on the subject of early teenage crises. This crisis is one of identity.  It’s that awful … Continue reading Yes, That Too.

You would NOT believe what happened to me when I got home today…!!(Not Clickbait)

Hello, Dear Reader.  I hate to be so direct, but I must immediately inform you that you have been tricked.  The title of this article was strategically designed to play on your natural human curiosity, the very thing that drives education, philosophy, and perhaps even the force of civilization as we know it. In other … Continue reading You would NOT believe what happened to me when I got home today…!!(Not Clickbait)

I’m Such a Winner! Awards I’ve Won!

I learned in class the other day that resumes can have entire sections for awards.  Mine is blank.  I never really get awards.  I'm pretty sure I've been passed up for participation trophies.  Other people seem to be constantly rewarded for, you know, existing.  Anyways, I’m a little disappointed at this under recognition.  I can … Continue reading I’m Such a Winner! Awards I’ve Won!

I think I have a Problem: An autobiography

When my brother was a toddler and I was even younger, my mother decided to take a parenting class.  She, a special education teacher for ten years, who knew more about behavior management than most and successfully taught students of all kinds took a parenting class. My brother and I are assholes, obviously, but that’s … Continue reading I think I have a Problem: An autobiography

Time Management & Other Personal Failures

You can prepare.  You can read articles about organization, you can buy healthy food, you can try all you want, but the first week of school never turns out how you want it.  It’s always the same: utter insanity.  It’s an avalanche of new expectations, reconnecting with old friends, establishing study habits, and trying to … Continue reading Time Management & Other Personal Failures

Things to do When You’re Bored

  Bake When I get bored, food happens.  Tonight I made a batch of banana nut muffins for no apparent reason.  Regardless, this hobby is rewarding as hell and really entertaining.  (If you’re like me and you enjoy randomly adding ingredients to recipes to “see it this tastes good”.) Power clean I do not mean … Continue reading Things to do When You’re Bored